8/24 8:30 pm

that's not ice cream, that's sorbet.

8/24 10:07 pm

there are like 300 people in my math class, it was dark, and I couldn't hear the teacher for the first half of class.

8/25 10:13 am

missed doctors appointment :-(

8/24 2:19 pm

does not know how to make a statement personal

8/24 12:21 pm

has a cold and is violently angry about it. mostly just because i can't breathe but whatevs.

8/24 11:43 am

didnt sleep very well last night...

8/24 12:11 pm

very angry at her excel spreadsheets in the lab

8/19 1:37 pm

my google calendar for next semester is giving me severe heartburn

8/19 1:06 pm

-swallowed a hair and there was nothing i could do about it.

8/19 12:40 pm

dear mom and dad, please stop having work done on the house so that i can finally go swimming without feeling awkward. thanks.

The premise:

Copy and Pasted Facebook status updates & comments that are, "White People Problems." (all anonymous, but very, very real).

Credit? Blake Cutler and Frederic Wolens